Ha ha I don't weigh anything.
Mm Mary says I need to be weighed on the kitchen scales. The indignity of it, still I insisted that they be taken into the bathroom the proper place to be weighed.
6 oz what ever that is? I heard it said that oz is short for Australia but that doesn't make any sense either and there is no 'o' or 'z' in Australia.
Bagpuss got quite upset and wanted to get in on the act. Ha Ha! Bagpuss weighs more than me.