The Price Of Gas In France
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security,
stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away,
when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime
yet make such an obvious error, he replied,
"Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings."
I had no Monet
to buy Degas
to make the Van Gogh.
See I have De Gaulle
I figured I had nothing Toulouse
1 comment:
*groan!* lol!
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