Thursday, April 07, 2011

A smile for the day.

The Price Of Gas In France

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security,
stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away,
when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime
yet make such an obvious error, he replied,

"Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings."
I had no Monet
to buy Degas
to make the Van Gogh.
See I have De Gaulle
I figured I had nothing Toulouse

1 comment:

humel said...

*groan!* lol!

A place for me to put the pictures of layouts I have done that I am pleased with, to put in the poems I write and to add snippets of things that have caught my eye